44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
when one of my friends takes some of my food without asking
"Please sir, no photos in the office
In the late 1800s, paleontologists Cope and Marsh were so competitive they used bribery, theft, and slander to out-compete each other in the hunt for dinosaur fossils. Their famous rivalry became known as “The Bone Wars.” By the end of it they were both financially and socially ruined, but had discovered over 100 new species. Source