mary had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
That’s how that goes
petition to make this the new loading gif
“we’re gonna fucking die”
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
As it turns out, these geese weren’t evil. They ate out of my hand and let me pet them.
Or maybe I just happen to be their dark overlord. Who knows.
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
I like this.
If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.
If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.