My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
Guys…when you go to Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party, make sure you get to the dance party. This Lost Girl got to slow dance with Governor Ratcliffe and do the Cupid Shuffle with Dr. Facilier. If you love villains, it make for great photo ops! #disney #disneybound #mnsshp #peterpan #lostgirl
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
Disney Date Idea #14
What: Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party
Where: Magic Kingdom
Why: The Halloween parties are arguably some of the most fun to be had in the parks. Characters are out in costume, including some very hard to find characters like the Genie, Jack Sparrow, and many of the villains. There is a stage show, the wonderful “Boo to You” parade and the incredible fireworks “HalloWishes”. Plus there are Trick-or-Treat trails and dance parties with more characters. You can add to the fun with matching costumes, but it’s not necessary.